| The following wankers have registered for this year's Green Dress Run: |
| Name | Home Hash |
| Arrested Development | Ft. Eustis H3 |
| Ass Spelunker | Carolina Trash/DC Road Whores H3 |
| BASH | Richmond H3 |
| Backdoor Bizzle | Richmond H3 (sorta) |
| Bam Bam Bottomfeeder | cHARLOTtesville H3 |
| Bloody Nips & Graveyard Chix | Richmond H3 |
| Bulbous Boobus | G-Spot/Richmond H3 |
| Church Lady | Richmond H3 |
| Clean Clam | Seven Hills H3 |
| Comatoes | Richmond H3 |
| Dicksickle | Richmond H3 |
| Dung KING | Richmond H3 |
| Dr. Anal | Richmond H3 |
| Eunuch | East Coast Nomad |
| Flip Me Over | cHARLOTtesville H3 |
| Gammy McProlapse | Richmond H3 |
| Gefilte Bitch | Richmond H3 (sorta) |
| Gimme an Oohhh | White House H3 |
| Goose Goose Duck | Richmond H3 |
| Green Nuts and Ham | cHARLOTtesville H3 |
| Grilled Chicken on a Bun | Richmond H3 |
| Hand 2 Hand Cumbat | SHIT H3 |
| Hokie Poke Me | Richmond H3 |
| Hoot Are You | Richmond H3 |
| I-Feel Tower | Richmond H3 |
| IT Don't Talk | Seven Hills H3 |
| It's Twue, It's Twue | Richmond H3 |
| Jerry's Kid | Richmond H3 |
| LaTuFu | Seven Hills H3 |
| Lovin' Spoonful | Richmond H3 |
| Manatomy | Richmond H3 |
| Mommy Poppins | Richmond H3 |
| Mother May I | Seven Hills H3 |
| Mouthful | Seven Hills H3 |
| Nasty Bitches Who Will Fulfill Your Wishes | Richmond H3 |
| NFN Lisa | Seven Hills H3 |
| Oedipus Wax | Richmond H3 |
| Oompa Loompa | Seven Hills H3 |
| Open Whore Policy | Richmond H3 |
| Phantom Pooftah | Richmond H3 |
| Pigs In Spaaaaaaaaace! | Ft. Eustis H3 |
| Pink Panther | Seven Hills H3 |
| Please Step Away from the Whores | White House H3 |
| Puke On | Seven Hills H3 |
| Quality Porker | Seven Hills H3 |
| Rainbow Coitus | Richmond H3 |
| Red Roof Inn | Everyday is Wednesday H3 |
| Ripped Van Tinkle | Richmond H3 |
| RUDY | Richmond H3 |
| SCAF | G-Spot/Carolina Trash |
| Sears Roefuck | Richmond H3 |
| Sour Snatch My Rubber Back | cHARLOTtesville H3 |
| Spankin' on the Centerfold | Richmond H3 |
| Strawberry C*ntcake | Richmond H3 |
| Swamp Ass | Richmond H3 |
| This One Time... | Richmond H3 |
| Whoria AsstaBang and the Miami Pound Machine | Richmond H3 |
| Total Number of Registered Wankers: | 58 |
